Sunday, October 21, 2007

"A Very Gay Christmas"

Or at least that's what the marketers for Bloomingdale's San Francisco office must have been thinking. I can see it now:
"Hey Ed, what should we do for the big holiday opening this year?"
"ummm.. I don't know, what do they like in San Francisco? I'm pretty sure I remember that they like gay. What can we do that's gay? How about models spray painted gold to look like angels?"
"I don't know Ed. That only sounds gay-ish."
"Yeah, but I'm not finished yet. What if those angels were wearing huge gold codpieces? And what if they were gyrating to thumping beats, surrounded by anorexic models?"
Or at least that's how I envision how the conversation went. It was truly amazing, and I deeply regret not having a video camera on hand to capture it. The still shots really don't, err, capture it, if you know what I mean.

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